"The only good thing it's got going for it is two sluts that I want to fuck."

Second opinions are fine, but I've never understood why any publication assigns a show to a reviewer who obviously has problems with the core concept of said show. Also don't know why they assign reviewers who think said show can do no wrong. Give me objectivity, or give me… well… another reviewer.

Oh God - 'Doom.' Forgot all about that thing. A movie so bad it failed to capture the depth of character and storytelling complexity of a first-person shooter.

Olyphant's best moment was a small one, I thought. When he's grilling Dickie's partner and gets him to admit he was there when Helen was killed, you could see in his eyes and sense in the smallest pause the absolute murderous fury he wanted to unleash… but he never raised his voice or lost his composure. He had bigger…

So the 'e' stands for 'effensive'?

I've seen a few episodes, and while I wouldn't rave about it, I found it surprisingly enjoyable. Especially surprisingly enjoyable because it shares a network with a show about two unfunny drunken douchewads traveling to bars in various cities, and Girls Gone Wild videos, which may be the most soul-destroying thing…

I've never seen Munn on The Daily Show (I have to get up really, really early for work), so I've only seen her on the terrible Perfect Couples. My impression is that she was trying way too hard to bring the funny. Seemed slightly amateurish.

Huh. So HE'S the one with a chip on his shoulder?

One of our best writers…
… working in any medium. Looking forward to his novel, too.

Yuck
The place had an 'A' rating from the Iowa Board of Health… unless Flav was on the premises, then it dropped instantly to a 'D'.

"It's actually pretty good - for a B&W film."

Oh, and The Who are my favorite band, but I agree they should have packed it in after Moonie died. "It's Hard" - the title of that album perfectly describes the experience of listening to it. The only halfway decent song on that album is 'Emminence Front,' which is essentially a second-tier cut from one of Pete's solo…

Yeah! Y'know, I think Tyler and Spike would get along just great!

How far has Lindsay Lohan fallen when - if drunk in a club at 2am - Paris Hilton seems like the cleaner, safer alternative?

I think Cronenberg and Carpenter are just vastly different directors, and both pretty terrific. But their core sensibilities as creative artists are pretty far apart.

Nickleback the day after they formed.

One man sees a butt, another sees balls.

Whaddaya mean? Peter Griffin's chin looks like a normal … OHMYGODIT'SABUTT!

Whaaaaaa?
Okay, maybe I'm late to the game, but while watching The Cleveland Show last night I had a revelation. (And this is as deep a revelation as one can get while watching The Cleveland Show.)

Ah. The Russian gimmick-poster is now the Japanese gimmick-poster.