Heyyy I love this review! I just have a teensy nitpick or two.
1) The calf tattoo they keep focusing on? It's an homage to Harry O'Conner, the stuntman who died doing the bridge stunt at the end of the first xXx movie, that's why they keep focusing on it.
2) Talon(Tony Jaa) isn't on Xander's team, he's part of Xiang's…