I always loved the Futurama episode with Slurms McKenzie.

Agreed on both counts, Mitch Pileggi would be a welcome addition.

If by weakest part of Layer Cake you mean "The very attractive girl who strutted around in lingerie" for 5 minutes? Isn't that what you meant?

Tom Wilkinson has never been the weakest part of any movie. That's just ridiculous.

I'm pretty sure that none of you listen to jazz if you think that she is a jazz singer. Jazz singers have to be able to hit notes correctly.

The new name for Gokey is "Dead-Wife Downey Jr"

Winner

Homme Fatale? Femme Vivre?

The whole idea of everyone thinking they're above avg at everything is great. Because everyone walks around the world thinking that the rest of the world is 90% idiots. But no one is in the 90%.

The orig trailer for the new LHOTL is fucking badass, the one with the piano playing and chick singing Sweet Child o Mine, it's fucking awesome.

Riley died on the way back to her home planet

Hollis Green is my favorite TV character of all time.

I know Natalie Portman is very pretty, and we were supposed to be all shocked or something to see that video where she badly raps a bad parody song. But if you actually have seen Natalie Portman movies then nothing about it is shocking.

I like to think that her urn shattered and her ashes blew around a casino parking lot. That's also pretty trashy.

There is nothing funny about any of this stuff. Nothing. I'm shocked that the usually intelligent commenters actually like this shit.

I counted, Danny missed 10 notes when he re-sang hero. At a minimum.

I hate to come off as the music dork, but why is everyone getting a pass for singing seriously off key? I don't have perfect pitch, but come on. A lot of them weren't even close. The pale chick with the pink hair missed so many notes I couldn't stand it, especially when she went low. She had to change the melody…

I hate to come off as the music dork, but why is everyone getting a pass for singing seriously off key? I don't have perfect pitch, but come on. A lot of them weren't even close. The pale chick with the pink hair missed so many notes I couldn't stand it, especially when she went low. She had to change the melody…

Hillary Swank is hot. Nuff said here, who are you guys? A girl half as hot as Hillary Swank wouldn't even look at you if you paid them. Get over yourselves.

I feel confident that you will agree that it is retarded. Retarded in a glorious way. Also, make sure you have no lights on when you watch it. Not because it's scary, but because the entire film is really dark and it's hard to see a lot of things going on. Everyone wears dark clothes, everything takes place at…