I like it!

Writer's strike
This sounds like a rejected Seinfeld epsiode. The jokes (?) were probably rehashed from a mid-90s sitcom, in order to avoid any writing.

New this Spring on Fox
Celebrity Paternity Test!

Ozu remade Story of Floating Weeds and I Was Born But…

Sundance movies
If you combined the movies "Momma's Man" and "Red" from that sundance page, it sounds like a pretty good episode of King of the Hill.

Parade…Of morons!
A few months ago I glanced through the parade magazine and saw a wonderful recipe for something called *chickpea slather.* I seriously thought the *writers* were ripping off the simpsons (pita? pocket bread. tahini? flavor sauce. etc). This is the kind fo stupidity and ethnophobia that gave rise to…

Nice!

Oh he'd probably say something unbelievable, like he didn't think the King Sized Homer episode would work, and he didn't like it.

And then I say something.

I now call to order the first meeting of the ancient mystic society of No Homers.

Christensen projects extreme weakness
His persona's drama, that he acquired in high school in acting class. His whole aura is plexiglass. What's-her-face told me he shot this kid last week in the park, but hat's a lie, he was in church with his moms

Impressive Ambition
Without seeing this, I can say I admire the idea of the thing. I wish more filmmakers would attempt to film a complicated book in all of its detail. The Manuscript Found in Saragossa could easily merit 15 hours. Not that the 3 hour film was bad…

Nice one
That's some good hatin'. I hope all the members of the Oprah Cult start wearing those outfits. And then eat the cupcakes.

J-Live's Five Easy Steps to Becoming a Famous Rap Star
1. When speaking in interviews and public appearances lower your register two notches.

Alternate History
First, I'll repeat what everyone else has said: great interview.

Maybe tomorrow…
…There will be a "Movies that should be Novelized" list. First up: My Giant and anything with French Stewart.

Jane Junk
How can any movie with Tom Jane be anything less than awesome. He was great as Todd in Boogie Nights (I dance down at Party Boys on Sunday nights) and as Homeless Dad.

Holy Moley!
AWESOME!!! About time too…

Oh and another thing.
I just watched a portion of the Unico video. I saw this as a kid and it terrified me. The clip I just saw is still chilling.

Bad covers are very bad
Did anyone like the 311 cover of the Cure's "Love Song?" I prefer the original.