Strange Fruit
I guess it's ironic that Tila claims the juggalos were trying to lynch her.

Turnstyled Junkpiled.

Kill first, you mean?

Now what can you do with Ponzu sauce?

Jingle bells
Gilligan smells
Skipper picks his nose
Oh what fun it is to ride
In Ginger's pantyhose

Everything after Pinkerton sucks.

And if it's whoring the Beatles legacy out she's concerned by, Ringo Starr has long since seen to that.

Wolfram

Listening to music on vinyl = not a hipster
Buying music on vinyl so you can put it in that frame you bought at Urban Outfitters = hipster

O'Neal Family
I assume Sean didn't write this article because he will be appearing on the show.

Not at all. That's exactly what I pictured him looking like when I read the book.

Odd, I was just thinking about The Highwayman, too.

Full on Stupid Fast's Mom.

LotR not gay? Ummm, Legolas?

A combination of all three reactions is appropriate.

You dun goofed

Darth's been busy

FUBAR

Sorry, my Tronbone is a little rusty.

Fucking internets. How do they work?