That's what you get for not dying.

Especially if you are the newly elected Prime Minister and show up at some kid's music recital to play guitar while he sings Killing Me Softly, then get a blowjob from a hooker…

I sure hope so, or my marriage is doomed.

Huh. Well that explains all those women having fake orgasms in restaurants.

wycked, perhaps you needed to be British. I hear that helps.

That was so beautiful it touched my…uh…place of essence.

I don't follow. So did Alex Winter work on his wife, condo or car?

On a related note
Sitcoms have taught me that I can be an overweight schlub and still have a hot wife.

No, no, you're correct Moulep. The Chinese are still waiting for democracy.

Soar like a turkey
So are Eagles the new Wolf of band names?

Yet people still watch his movies.

They need to resurrect Peter Sellers and Orson Wells for this.

He wasn't in the senate, but there are Mark Foley's dirty text messages…

Franken
A sitting senator wrote a sketch called Bum Piss Canyon.

Awww, this is a good welcome for Danny. You'll do all right kid, as long as you don't hate on Ghostbusters.

Everyone, I used to hate on soce, but he's just too earnest…

I got Kilgore Trout

Empress Sato.

I don't really know. Last time I paid any attention to him, it was still Fresh Wes. No matter. At my age now, letting my backbone slide will result in permanent injury.

The Sign is the CD equivalent to Leo Sayer's Endless Flight on LP.