As schticks go, the Fake Cory one is obssessive to the point of being creepy. A twitter account?

Yeah, Didsbury would explain a lot. See also: Balzac.

You must not live in cowtown, haysoos.

He has a medical degree. Zeschuk and BioWare co-founder Dr. Ray Muzyka originally programmed medical software.

"THAT SHIT WAS OVER FASTER THAN THE EMPIRES WAR ON ALDERAAN"

Nah, Jesus is a hype man. He was rocking the oversized clock long before that chump Flav.

No, I'm all right . . .ahhhhhh!!!!

Ignorance can be bliss
I had not heard of this Jwoww person nor Jersey Shore up until now. And I'm content not knowing more.

And he made a good point. But as I said above, I hadn't watched it since about season 2 and came back hoping it had changed.

I could live with that.

*whispers* Call the poleeeece

Yeah, I read it. But unlike ZMF - and I do like his posts - I don't think ownage alone is enough to make up for this hack shit. There are shows with both ownage and intelligent writing (see: The Shield).

Get me Schwartzman's non-union Persian equivalent.

I'm fucking sick of 24
It was already getting stale in season 2. I tapped out until I watched a few eps of the last season, but exclaimed "you're fucking kidding me" when some key informant was killed by a sniper in some coincidence beyond anyone's concept of reality. Just before he could give Jack some vital bit of…

Hometown paper
The lo-res trailer is from the Edmonton Journal. That I did not expect.

Bravo Senor Bagofcrap.

I could tell from your accent.

"Negative. Negative. It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface."

I would think that you, of all people, should prefer the Lobo Brothers.

Spider-Man villains we'd like to see
Morlun
Rhino
Scorpion
Hydro-Man/Sandman as the mudmonster
Shocker/Electro tag team
Lobo Brothers
Gog
Living Brain
Squid
Clive (from the animated TV series)
Tatterdemalion
Jack O'Lantern
Will' O the Wisp
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