Fuck it, pack the entire Sinister Six in.

No, you're just a fun-hating douche who apparently scans the the AV Club boards just in case someone said something that might hurt your precious feelings.

What's in a fucking name?
The Fuck Buttons? Whoa, that's so badass. Like Holy Fuck. They are some kind of Fucking Champs. That's so Fucked Up that they'd pick such an original name.

ZMF says life looks like ownage but it never happens. Yet he often "owns" douches like teadoust on the comment boards. So is he saying all life is an illusion?

@ JCrowe

He just needs a catchphrase. Like "sheeeeeeeeeeit."

Off topic but. . .
Lhasa de Sela dies of breast cancer at age 37 and AV Club writes about this asshole appearing on a godawful television show?

STFU Cynic. It sucks, therefore, it must suck.

Re-releases
So if he's going to repackage his old albums under his new moniker, can we assume he'll also rename He Poos Clouds with something a little less retarded?

Yes, but he woke up with a dirty Sanchez.

A lesson learned about celibacy
Wow, thanks to that link to a shitty celeb site, I learned about the dangers of "saving yourself" until marriage. Self-denial made Kevin Jonas so desperate to finally get laid he married a dog of a woman.

Lotsa chaff
Survivor, American Idol, Amazing Race, Hell's Kitchen, Top Chef, MJ's memorial? You're really not making your case here AV Club.

Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand…

I think you were watching an entirely different movie, Stingray. Or you grew up on the Cosby show.

Ooooh, an ingrate Briton.

Miley Cyrus has a tattoo of Herve Villechaize just above her pudenda.

So, Wolverine was a firm, easy to squeeze out piece of shit, while Morgans is a hard stool that takes half an hour of grunting?

Look out for that Spider-man shit right there.

Cave Commenter needs to watch past season one.

Signature line
But does Sam Elliott say: "Sometimes you eat the b'ar and sometimes the b'ar eats you."