I wish there were a way to block just the ads for my local news channel. I can deal with people trying to get me to buy lard chips or whatever, what I can't handle is the local news being like "HEY YOUR PETS MIGHT DIE! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO IF YOUR PETS DIE? WE'LL HELP YOU FIGURE IT OUT, C'MON, WATCH THE NEWS OR…

I never push the FF button because I assumed it would summon the Fantastic Four, and I never have any superhero-necessary emergencies so I never want to waste their time.

Yeah, it's really hard to be funny debating religious fundamentalists. They give you nothing to work with!

Robutnik, I hope you were being cheeky linking to that fat old drunk Hitchens. He wouldn't know funny if it licked his asshole and poured him a Scotch.

Fred Armisen is not a Scientologist, nor is he gay, but Elizabeth Moss IS a Scientologist.

Hey guys, I know a certain German who would have loooooved 30 Rock
I think you know who I meeeeaaannnnn

I made a baby loves head rub reference upthread, scroll up and enjoy it!

IT WAS A BABY!

Making fun of "black people do stuff like this, white people do stuff like THIS" isn't owned by The Simpsons, for Christ's sake.

black people in "when you someone eat it". Rated R.

oh man, Lutz is filled with nugget made me laugh so fucking hard. Good show, lazy Babelfish using dude.

"Baby Loves the dark night of the soul. Undt head rub."

I couldn't bear to even watch them mock him, knowing that he was no doubt in on the joke and having fun with it.

What is everyone doing for Halloween?
My fiancee and I will be carving pumpkins using patterns from ZombiePumpkins.com (I'm going to attempt to carve the Pinhead one) and watch the following movies:

God dammit Prep Heche, get out of my braaaaaaaaaainnn

Speaking as someone who has made up stories about refusing to date/fuck a girl because of her tastes in some piece of pop culture detritus in a pathetic attempt to paint myself as an ultra discriminating intellectual, I can say with some degree of certainty that TomWaits is lying out of his asshole.

Here, I posted so you wouldn't be too lonely.

"Oh, for the love of God. Maybe the poster (which is beautiful, in my opinion) has Matt Damon bigger because the whole plot of the movie is about him (and, in extension, the team) being turned into a symbol in order to unite the country?

There's nothing wrong with those bands, it's just that a lot of their fans are overzealous assholes. They're not pretentious and uninspired, the people who act like they're the best band ever are.

Fear of Satan worshipping crazies didn't die in the 80s
I'm not saying that's what you were implying, but I just want everyone to know that in the Midwest there are still plenty of idiots who draw pentagrams on shit and even bigger idiots who tell recent transplants all kinds of ridiculous ass stories about how the…