Howard Johnson?

That's some mighty fine name-dropping.

When you someone eat it? I guess?

Oh look, from the Wiki entry on Nelson Mandela!:

Terry, what about THIS:
"A look at Nelson Mandela (Morgan Freeman) from the fall of apartheid. The story is about Mandela's release from prison, his election as President of South Africa and his attempts to use the 1995 Rugby World Cup as a vehicle to bring his people together, after the fall of apartheid. Led by their…

"When was the last time Barbara Streisand cleaned out your garage? And when it's time to do your laundry, where's Ray Bolger? I'll tell ya. Ray Bolger is looking out for Ray Bolger."

Nick Kroll is El Chupacabra on the last season of Reno 911. Fuk u haters.

Well, it's not about apartheid, if that's what you think. Nelson Mandela was not President of South Africa when apartheid was still in place, so your argument makes no sense.

Sir, speaking as someone who is essentially a troll who occassionally posts his geniune thoughts and feelings, I must disagree most strenuously. Burl is not a troll, no sir. A gimmick, perhaps, but not a troll.

Burl is the best. Hi Burl!

From the linked article:

I recently listened to some Tribe songs after years of not listening to them and I had completely forgotten how much those dudes like to talk about jizzing.

Ohhh, ok staircar, thanks. I lost track of various crimes of hip hop stars about 5 years ago, I just thought he butt-raped someone.

What about My Two Jake-Dads?

Something tells me that all of you guys saying "I hope he gets gang-raped daily" have never been raped or have any conception of what it's like. I defy you to find a rape victim who would join in your little bloodlust games.

Oh man, I have wanted to see that movie ever since I saw the trailer for it eons ago. Stupid Michael Mann, embrace your failures!

@much more cleverer - she is in the movie I'm talking about. And Southern! And sassy!

I believe Mystikal's brand of sexual assault was the Roman Polanski kind. The forced sodomy, I mean, not the 13 year old girl part.

Nathan, I don't think it's a boxing match
I heard it was an MMA fight, which gives it even more potential to be a trainwreck. Chaos reigns!

Thanks for clearing that up! Now, what should I have for lunch? Help me to make the right choice!