I don't know, I think he hates men more. I remember reading an interview with him where he was basically like "Look, who are the biggest idiots in my films? The men! They don't know shit." And he's right. Bad shit may happen to the women in his films but it's rarely, if ever portrayed to be deserved or just.

And way too far from my slash-fic of a similar nature.

Haha, of the two of them you think Michael Haneke is the clever one? The guy who made Funny Games twice? Seriously? Oh man, that is fucking rich.

Well, I personally only find other-dimensional horrors and evil from beyond scary, so I guess that's why I like Prince Of Darkness. Plus it's Carpenter, and I love just about anything he's ever done, particularly stuff he made in the 80s. It has such a distinctive look and feel. I can see why some people would not…

Thank you Doorknob.

Hey, at least it's not as bad as that piece of shit where Sandra Bullock is some bored housewife who changes the life of some hulking black kid. Thank god for blonde white ladies, otherwise the black race would be a fuckin shambles, eh?

Well, you can't watch movies all the time, at least I can't. I have a fiancee and pets to attend to, but every once in a while I envy the little guy's seemingly charmed life of watching movies all the freaking time.

A co-worker of mine told me someone she knew once told her that her husband looked like Samuel L. Jackson. He doesn't in any conceivable way, other than that they are both black. The only famous black person he even kind of resembles is that early/mid-90s WWF wrestler Ahmed Johnson.

Applesauce, bitch.

What was the name of that EAP trilogy where all the films were done by European auteurs? I own it but the name escapes me. It's shitty except for the one directed by Fellini called "Toby Dammit" starring Terence Stamp.

I never would have pictured you having the balls to hit on Anna Paquin, MBS. Good for you, jack!

Yeah, I tend to be wary of raves from horror fans too. Hardcore horror fans have been starving for truly great films for the past 10 years or so so something that's merely adequate usually ends up getting hyped to the rafters and I'm invariably disappointed when I give into the hype. They got me with Wolf Creek and…

MBS, sometimes I wish I had your life.

Burl is so terrible. What a terrible gimmick.

I mean, seriously, how can you guys NOT hate Dave Chappelle for quitting his show and thereby forcing Comedy Central execs at gunpoint to give Jeff Dunham a show? Jeff Dunham is the worst thing since the Holo…..Holodeck. Yeah, the Holodeck. Because Picard sucks.

No, that other guy is totally right, Dave Chappelle owes it to us to keep doing a show he's not enjoying doing, and any programming decisions Comedy Central made because he decided to be selfish and deny us his comedy leadership are on his head. What a dick! Jeff Dunham is on YOUR head, Mr. Chappelle!

You seem pretty cool and smart. Wanna be friends?

MEMES!

Haha, Scientologists are the craziest!

Why do you guys like this ZMF guy? He's like the worst gimmick ever!