Heretofore means "before now". Hereinafter or henceforth mean "from now on".

I hope the intervening years have treated you both well.  Tallahassee has one of the most beautiful "broken people makin' it work" songs ever written (Old College Try) and its counterpoint "broken people can't make it work" song (No Children), also marvelous.  Both were brought to my attention by Moral Orel, and so I…

I want to go to there. *swoon*

Meanwhile, all my homies in Belltown are getting mugged by a knife-wielding wheelchair guy.  Oh, what a difference 10 miles makes!

Captain Dada, I'm just a caveman, and your modern ways frighten and confuse me — sometimes I get so dizzy when using these magic light boxes that my stomach larches — but I _do_ know one thing - SNL would give Timberlake a contract for any length of time he wanted.  Now, could they pay him his going rate?  Not a…

Is threat of divorce really a good reason not to get married, at this point, in this country?  It's not like one of the Finchels has vast tracks of land s/he has to protect from the other.