10 bucks says Krieger is going to cyborg him up

I'm not a Hawks fan, but I really want them to make it the whole season without losing in regulation. They're just a ton of fun to watch and if my team can't win the Cup, then it better be them.

"This November, prepare for the greatest love story ever told: a superhero-turned-lawyer and a giant can of TAB."

@avclub-9c33ea7188cb0fc5d524f4ad1e8d8fc5:disqus Sutter's actually been really good. He was the last Penguin to be on the ice for a 5-on-5 goal against this season, so that's neat. Also I think he has more goals than Staal, though that might have changed by now.

Except he apparently never had headaches or dizziness? He's being re-evaluated tonight, so I'm chalking up the first report to Rob Rossi sucking.

Friggin' amen to 66. I mean, he received a standing ovation from Philly fans. That alone is one of the biggest accomplishments in the sport.

Friggin' amen to 66. I mean, he received a standing ovation from Philly fans. That alone is one of the biggest accomplishments in the sport.

After reading any character's lines in Chamber of Secrets, I would have taken to drink too.

After reading any character's lines in Chamber of Secrets, I would have taken to drink too.

Pheeeeeeewwwwwwww WANTS… hooooooooney

Pheeeeeeewwwwwwww WANTS… hooooooooney

Not as badly as those Talking Dead commercials that happen immediately after a tense/dramatic moment. "Hey that understated moment sure was gay, right? I'm Chris Hardwick and join us at Talking Dead #terriblepun"

Not as badly as those Talking Dead commercials that happen immediately after a tense/dramatic moment. "Hey that understated moment sure was gay, right? I'm Chris Hardwick and join us at Talking Dead #terriblepun"

Well it IS 1992 week.

Well it IS 1992 week.

Picture, if you will, a pocket in space where Mars now exists. A pocket not unlike a hole in a tomato bought at a farmer's market, that later turns out to be full of eels. A place so indeterminate it contains the essence of Fry and Leela's relationship. A place called….

Picture, if you will, a pocket in space where Mars now exists. A pocket not unlike a hole in a tomato bought at a farmer's market, that later turns out to be full of eels. A place so indeterminate it contains the essence of Fry and Leela's relationship. A place called….

And after that, the reaction to being told she has to have TWO sex scenes with him.

And after that, the reaction to being told she has to have TWO sex scenes with him.

I sincerely thought Wernstrom was going to end up being his older brother (even though he's a "young whipper-snapper" to the Prof) but was pleasantly surprised with what they went with.