I sincerely thought Wernstrom was going to end up being his older brother (even though he's a "young whipper-snapper" to the Prof) but was pleasantly surprised with what they went with.

You callin' my juice CRAZY?!? Ha-HAAAA!

You callin' my juice CRAZY?!? Ha-HAAAA!

Is this even worth a hatewatch? I want to know if it's even middle-2000s sci-fi channel amusing.

WHEW! I thought he smelled bad… on the outside!

I KNOW WHAT YOU DIDDLED.

Come and knock on our doooooor, zombies waiting for youuuuuuu…

Man was I happy to see narwhals in this. I'm not sure what other major documentaries have showcased the weird beasts, but I relish every second of screen time they get.

Then I'm not sure who the older lady without speaking parts is. Whoever she is, odds remain the same.

If I had to lay odds:

To clarify, I thought I gave one 20, the tickets combined were 20, but I actually gave two bills. In my mind, I couldn't understand why she was giving me my money back.

Same thing. I could see my date's mood go from "good movie, I think I might be willing to have an unsatisfying makeout session with this guy" at the 2 hour mark to "OK, he's really going to have to work for it" at 2.5 hours, and eventually "want go home NOW" by the end of the movie. DAMN YOU, PETER JACKSON.

If this show decided to just go batshit insane for the last two episodes of the season and make 120 minutes of being under siege by cow zombies, I would be in love.

I HATE WHEN YOU TRY TO DOWNLOAD AN UPDATE TO ONE OF YOUR APPS AND THEN BAM, WHOOSH, CAPTURE A SHAMAN'S SOUL. I NEED MORE SPACE FOR MY MUSIC NOW, AND UPGRADES ARE EXPENSIVE.

Agreed, the worst part of this show was demonstrated in your second and third points. They had the opportunity to make an actually scary conclusion, and instead made the entire hour filler by virtue of a "please everyone" ending. It's like ABC was terrified people might not like the main characters and added the…

Two minor adjustments:

Yeah, that entire story felt like a rough draft of a speech. And when Andrea wants to hear a story, you know it's going to be bad.

Oh God, yes. "Yours is ze sword of Michael!"

Yeah, that was the darkest half hour of tv (or at the very least of a cartoon) that I can remember.

I'd really like to know how the eyeless whatevers completely understood the impassioned speech by Clark, who said it entirely in English.