How 'bout a Fresca?

"You'd do it for Randolph Scott."

"I'll take Wilford Brimley as the rapist for 200 please, Alex."

"Put. The candle. Back!"

"I'M MOSLEY!"

"Don't take the cork of the fork, Rupbrect."
"Why is the cork on the fork?"
"To prevent him hurting himself. And others."

With Ian McDiarmid as Arthur the butler? Sure do!

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

Are you making them correctly?

It can be two things.

Jill Stein!

"You musta been something before electricity…. wanna make 14 dollars the HARD WAY?"

If he honed it to a tight intro and an incisive panel discussion — both of which the show is capable of and does on occasion — and made it a 15 min. show, I'd make it a point to tune in live rather than skim the re-run like I do now.

I saw Don McLean at a free college show as an undergrad in 1993. He opened and closed with "American Pie."

Mine says Vernon Schillinger

Not only is that authentic, frontier gibberish…

We ALL float down here!

"Just….just jackin' it." -Cyril

Isn't it 'DeGeneri'?

Mightiest tree in the forest: beware