That's 'Hedley'

They're temporarily out of Birkenstock.

Sine your pity on the runny kine.

Put. That fresh script. Down.

Sure, you can use my porn name. I just want a cut of the action….

Jill Stein

There is a little known codicil in the AV Club constitution that gives commenters unlimited power to preserve humor in times of online emergency…

"Awww, Bigly…"

"It's an old Mount Prospect city police car. It's got a 440 cubic inch plant, cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks, and it's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas."

Ohm, I get it now…

I thought Vaseline prevented burning. Or did I dream it….

"He had the special."

Less filling!

You can never have enough chopper-on-chopper action.

"His real name's Mosely."

If you wanna meet Danny Glover
You gotta get with his friends

"What's the matter, Dylan? CIA got you pushing too many pencils?"

"You're ghosting us, motherfucker."

Awwww, Writerly…

He said some things Coruscant-Tattooinians weren't ready to hear, either.