"Ask not what your country can do for you…"

Jim Carrey's "Rubber Face"?

Okay, which hand is the spaghetti in….

Dick wolfs it all the way down?

*rethinks plans to snack from the cat box*

"I didn't see you at the convention."

Aziz as Capt. Ross

ALL RISE

Surely. A 5% grade over 3,000 feet of roadway merits a sign.

*Martin Kove issues challenge for the Kreese title*

M-A-G-I-N-A. Magina. I'm your sex ex teacher, Mr. Magina.

I tell ya, Jake. The wife and I noticed that since the tacos started coming, the mail doesn't so much come as often or…. at all.

Circular, but with a small slash through the lower right.

I'm right here in the trunk of my '64 Chevrolet, open up!

link and you'll miss it…

You know why Lamar paid 'em? 'Cause Lamar Odom!

Good one. If you have shitty xfinity service, that film is on demand now. In fact, I think I may watch it tonight. Or now.

Great reference

Upvoted for Lowenbrau reference. The "sip of Dad's beer" beer of choice in the early 80's….

Good evening, Pagans! Don't forget your goatleggings!