— Vanilla Ice

"We've got guitars, we'll eat your car…"

"Rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves. That reminds me, Reg…."

192 ounces

…Which makes me wonder if Cruz has any idea as to the kind of votes one has to receive in the Electoral College to be accepted as the top executive…

"I do solemnly and numbly swear…"

"Those bums won their court case, so they're marching today…."

*ding*

Has a Busey been contacted for this role yet?

I'm glad you like my playlist

Ricky Bobby is not a thinker. Ricky Bobby is a driver….

No ifs, ands, or buts…

She popped up in a Portlandia episode recently…. I always had a crush on Beth Davenport

Three Billy Goats want their cut, too

Shit, you're right!

"Oh, Stanley…"

Mr….. uh….uh….

You ARE taking the short-cut to the interstate, right?

"I don't know, but it's got two great lookin' chicks in it!"

They're casting graduates from the University of Rangoon