I couldn't hear a word he said…

"Schoolin' in the boys room
Coolin' by the locker

The flare gun out the window is my favorite part…

"It's right out there, Frank. (*points to the water*) You want to take a dinghy?"

"Puttin' 'em on here, boss!

"Dirty Dee, how you be? Still dirty, I see."

Pray no one alters it further…

"I'm just gonna go find a cash machine…"

"And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped."

Peter Berg would Berg all the Berg he could Berg if Peter Berg could Wahlberg.

fam-a-lee

wow, I just laughed a LOT at that

(*drunk on the toilet in a pink bathrobe, clothes in a burnt heap in some lady's bathtub, announces proudly*)

I didn't laugh at all at the original until I'd seen it 10 times at least; it was the repetition and dissection that unlocked the humor for me. Repeated viewing is the key to most projects from the State alums, save for Reno 911 which plays a bit more up front

Perhaps. The Wet Hot first day of camp series was stellar.

Gratuitous?

I disagree. The Wet Hot first day series eclipsed the original in many ways; it also ran like a parallel universe at times; rarely was it inferior.

I think they Olmos did

IN THE PANTRY over the sink, right next to my bottle of dick cream.

I SAID FONDUE CHEDDAR, I was thinking about making fondue with cheddar cheese for dinner tonight.