"Look buddy, two seconds ago, you were ready to give me a jump."

Salty!

"This is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy's unbelievable…"

Die milk face! Die gas pumper!

"Smurf and the Smagictones? Look at you in those candy-ass smonkey suits. I thought I had it bad in Joliet…."

"You can do it!" - Rob Schneider

You could be right. My personal research in the matter has revealed the same.

He's gettin' too old for this shit.

"How long have you lived at this address?"

I think I sang that at camp

So how do you….. bear it?

"I never know what she's *doing* back there!"

*ding*

"A møøse once bit my sister…."

"I want his only daughter to look upon me as her own dad…. in a very real, and legally binding sense."

"This is supposed to be a 'APPY occasion!"

Character actress Margo Martindale?

Girls with boyfriends are the kind I like, I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

The mere fact that you called it pop-pop tells me you're not ready for the afterparty….

"Bobby Peru. Just like the country."