"Smells like a kennel in here."

*one-armed rimshot*

"Can You Drive My Baby Car?"

No, it's a call to action: Ban 'Dawn The Run'

I invited him to my Grampy's afterparty, but he said no….

"What's all the trouble, then?"

"First time at the program? Martin Gary. I can always spot a newbie."

"Is that… Dean Cain?"

"Sheeeeeeeeee-it." - Clay Davis

The voice activated doors on the space station get me every time.

"Could you give us your impression of Mr. Stryker?"

Sly and the Family Stallone

Sly and the Family Stallone

Or another circular, silver colored coin with Susan B. Anthony's likeness on it. If only such currency existed

Manfred Mann's Earth Band, a wind ensemble, and Arcade Fire

*dethpicable

The theater in VT did not have assigned seating, even on opening weekend

I genuinely have a mullet in real life….

Shhhh, it's all right Taggart…. It's just a man and his horse being hung…

Sure, you don't have to take it seriously, but I intended it to be serious, no acrimony. There wasn't any claim of both sides, I just wanted to highlight that the PMRC hearings had a quite a profound impact beyond simply the issue of the parental advisory stickers. As for the citations, these are just a few that I…