Stop spoiling my Airwolf marathon!

I would have upvoted if you'd said "expected nonsense"

As in, you want to see who can spell it? That particular inhalation/exhalation sound, which defies orthography?

Lease with an option to buy

"Oh-okay!" - Brick Tamlan

Butthole is very fun

You just found the marble in the oatmeal…

"Yeah, well, you see I have two sevens. And two sevens beats a frush…"

"That sonofabitch vanCancer, Alan Rickman's dead…"

"What makes you think you could pass for 16?"

"Kinky…"

"HORNBERGER!"

semantic satiation

"DING." — Mark Margolis

"He has a wife, you know…."

I agree that the new Wet Hot series is excellent.

"I'll never be over Macho Grande…"

first?

The Thanksgiving scene where Tobias lifts the lid on the serving platter and a hot, dirty, live duck comes quacking out will never not be funny….

The olyphant in the room…