"Something I did… as a LARK…"

"Gotta introduce Mr. Thick Dick to Mr. Urinal Cake."

"There's nothing on that plate but gristle and fat!"

Mine's itchy for some reason

Yes. The Carter Family went through that phase, just as we all did

I heard he's in the ba'ath party

Paul Goldschmidt?

"Say no more, Squire!"

What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874, you'll be able to sue her!

I thought Sara wasn't related to him

There can be two…. wait. Alone means one, right? This comment might not work anymore.

Four pounds of back bacon, three french toast….

Yes to Presto. High school revisited for this kid…

I still prefer mine broken.

Categorized? IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!

Oh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.

How rude.

The correct answer to "Wyoming" is: "Why not oming?"

227 is the place to be
with Marla Gibbs and her fam-i-ly

I'd watch that.