Tupelo is already in the middle: right in the middle of Onepelo and Threepelo.

How about the Cannons?

"And the Ottoman Empire.. which was full of furniture, for some reason…"

Where's Ned Beatty when you need him?

Something something old joke, something something that day's your turn in the confessional….

Correct. That's my Neil Diamond go-to.

"It's got its own weather system!"

Encore!

He *is* the king around town

"Also we're playing squash today. With the Squashes."

Wait, I thought the Ives of March was on the 15th?

I own both. Which to watch first now that I'm reminded of that fact…

Wait, I thought it was Little Willy *won't* go….

Dylan's "Love and Theft"

"Can I hold him?"
"Her. And yes, Raoul, you may."

Oh, hai Kermit

So….yes?

*drops fishing line into manhole, sits patiently*

But who can sue the Gayes?

Dr. Mantis Toboggan's monster dong?