And invented the internet to recycle them, too

Tommy Dorsey had a big band theory

Voce tem amigos?

I think you can reach him at benjamin@netanyahu.com

Colbert could have Lance on as his next Guest.

That would punctuate the series

I love Cheerios

Scrote. The past tense of Scrite.

Yep. And from what I've heard, they're Not Ready To Go.

"Stampeding cattle?"

"See? Billy Idol gets it."

It's something designed to kill, but that's not important right now.

"I'm gettin' too old to remember this shit."

Steve the Pirate didn't earn percentage? Dodgeball made over $150 million….

He also could have reconsidered that set of whitewall tires…

"Ahoy, palloi… Where'd you come from, a scotch ad?"

My irrational hatred is reserved for the "1-877-kars-4-kids" radio jingle. It makes me want to butcher the helpless. I change the channel at the speed of light and never return, regardless of how much I wanted to hear the program I'd tuned in to hear.

I believe the preferred spelling uses "oa."

"GRRRRRRRACE!"

Any sequel with James Hong deserves its amusing moments.