Are you sure your name's not Bamber?

I *was* going to do your family a favor and hook up the Disney channel for free. Well, forget it.

Phil Connors?!?

"Schillin-GER."

Well, you know it's just a Boolean-driven aggregation of what programmers call hacker traps…. super low-hanging fruit.

I've often thought that Rod Eel would be a great porn name.

*face palm(ade)*

Yeah, I was wondering what the Deal was with that picture.

I believe the award was captured by her stunt double.

John Candy was clearly ordering three, regardless. Consent from the other two troopers: marginal.

"I hate that mope." — McNulty, commenting on Marlo Stansfield

That sentence does not need the word "ever."

Like drifters we were born to walk alone.

Great reference to her duet with Bowie.

Not one state in the 50 has the death penalty for a disappointing reboot: though I'm not so sure about Ohio….

"However, in my line of work, I seldom need more than this…."

"Don't you ever tell me where you found him…"

How much time does Mel Tillis have time to commit to this project?

"He said the sheriff is near!"

Bring back Alex, too