Fuckin' Catalina Wine Mixer

He might not want to be on the Hawk for that one…

Magic Whip? Magic Whip? Magic Whip?

[McDowell's angrily demands to be included in joke, wonders why nobody is threatening lawsuits]

Wait for it: "That five times fast."

He's with the Ace Tomato Company

Upvoted?

I said stick ball, stick team, GO AWAY LEAVE ME ALONE!

I've heard those facts. They came with instructions, if I remember correctly: You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both, and there you have the facts of life….

"Who stole da fuckin' twuck?"

Are you saying there can be only one?

"The two quart 'seals-m-right' keeps hot dog buns fresh for days…"

Thanks, Sen. Davis

Affirmative.

Clinks

Calvin Johnson's right about Olson Johnson's being right!

shhh

It's only a model

I keep thinking they've spelled "banana" wrong….

"Pull the other one!"