What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?

WHAT are we supposed to DO if they're VEGAN?

Just to see where it ended up…

As long as knee-high tube socks for men continue to be sold in retail stores nationwide, you betcha there will!

I'm picking out a Thermos for you….Not an ordinary Thermos….

I thought you'd never ask

Orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips….

"Have a fucking cup of coffee, Ed."

I already have.

Not fired: blocked by a hate bill from the state legislature…

Filteriffic

"Caulk & Bawls" — the next buddy-cop drama….

I smell a sitcom!

I lived there for four years (in Yuma), and it was a daily struggle to reconcile the hate-fueled legislation and bigoted comments.

Don't tell that to the opening track of the new album

"Mind if we call you Bruce to keep it clear?"

I believe it's the unit price for pwalks…

I played fetch on moonshine once. I'll even share what I returned with: nothing. I was far too drunk to remember what I'd left in search of.

I hit .300 one year for my beer league softball team. We had beer after each game and a barbecue (with beer) to finish the season, but no parade.

Bacon?