I never learned it from watching you, non-Dad!

Lobotomy!

GENERALISSIMO FRANCISCO FRANCO IS STILL DEAD

That's a real nasty habit he's got there….

"Wewease Bwian!"

Tom sits, waits.

Here's your ninepence….

OX 2: Reformatted

"I want to cripple bang you in a tub designed for safety…"

Not *every* time….

"Franklin, your breath smells…."

"The shield will be down in moments. You may start your landing." — Gen. Veers

"It's twoo! It's twoo!" — Lili Von Shtupp

Close: Abe Frohman. (The "Sausage King" of Chicago.)

"Don't mind if I fucking do." — Bobby Peru

Am I right or am I right or am I right? Right….right…right…

Stephen Jo Bladd?

I've fought *in* my urine…

TurboGopher

No, I don't gnome, but I'd damn sure like to…