He needs to take the Professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive….

"Who's he?"

conspiring minds want to know

Just the part in "Girl You Know It's True" where the record started skipping on Milli Vanilli: on repeat

Why Me?

The punctuation's slightly off. Try this:

Twenty nickels.

12. kazoo played through cinched butthole

& the Fatman
& Cash

fart gas gas gas…

"Feelin' a little horny, Ed?!?"

My feelings exactly. He had a minimalist approach, less was clearly more, and the other drummers they had in the interim while he was kicked out (Slade, Simon Wright) simply didn't bring the same power and groove that Phil Rudd did/does.

They also reported that hell ain't a bad place to be, either…

wildcat….

As long as there is a girl in the castle, and one in the pagoda. ('Cause you know I got rhymes like Abe Vigoda.)

Kirk Cameron made his bed before leaving the last time he stayed over.

*woof!*

I would watch that show through Jerry Orbach's eyes

"She should be made to smell the glove, but… not, you know, over and over…"

"SUCKS!"
"No: it looks nice, and it sells hockey."