rotten ass-hair

My dad's good friend was Richard Cox. He went by Dick. I remember when I realized how awesome it was to name your son "Richard" when your last name is Cox.

The rum-hammedness of "Always Sunny" is part of that show's charm.

It's more than 'a little below par,' Mr. Hoover…

"Don't mind if I fucking do." — Bobby Peru

Dirty Dee agrees

"…yes, MA'AM!"

I don't know that, but I do know how he got the money for the stock market…

Stwike him, Centuwion!

"I want somebody's butt, I want it now, I've had it!…. That's twice: I want some butts!"

Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and then the baby looked at me…

"See, Marge? I told you they could deep fry my shirt!"

Benson Hedges

I'm in. Script writing?

You do your job, pencil neck, don't tell me how to do mine!

I'll take the next one.

Yep. His role as Mother tapped into his own personal views.

Yeah, @Scrawler2:disqus , I have to agree: I also utterly love said films and would love nothing more than some additionally great Aykroyd (I think he even sold the second-biggest-penis line in 50 First Dates), but this idea is a big Twinkie…

Who ya gonna brand?

Yeah, and I heard he was in Caddyshack, too….