I hope the doughnuts on my lawn are cinnamon!

*slew of thinly veiled misogyny to follow*

Liked for smoke exhalation visual reference

"But, you don't have dandruff!"

Don't forget your goat leggings!

Paired with a nice Chardonnay?

buttstuff Oreo

The AV Club: "You could…maybe fill [me] with [a]…spritz…of…creamy goodness."

"Totally!"

I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door — I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Stroh's…. They won't leave my dog alone with that Media!

Ricky Bobby is not a thinker…. Ricky Bobby is a DRIVER…

Something something BE any more something…..

I smashed the guitar against the body of a varsity cheerleader…

"Have a great winter, I'm gonna go hump the fridge."

I ask you little sugar would I li-i-i-i-i-ie to you….

He humiliated my human dignity!

Written by Nicky Chinn/Mike Chapman…. the duo who wrote so many Sweet and Suzi Quattro singles for our listening pleasure.

Is this really love… or just a game?

And the answer is none….. none more black.

OOOH, you are so big…. so ABSOLUTELY HUGE…. gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you!