I was an undergrad, renting a house, and drinking 40's as well. A favorite pastime included "Edward 40-Hands," a friendly competition where you would wear work gloves, duct tape a 40oz to each glove, and then drink quickly. The first person to finish both 40s "won," and if you took off a glove or bottle for any reason…

Robin Zander wants you to want me…

Berlin took mine in 1986

…freshman

For Judy Greer, I clearly remember that film

Or else you're gonna set my country music award on fire?

I don't want a large Farva, I want a GODDAMNED LITER OF COLA!

Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir, and I *never* slice…

Neigh.

They think he's a righteous dude.

The Ox nods in agreement from the ether…

You are commitment, too.

Right! I warned you! Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face!

Did you forget about my ass?!?!

"Linguo *is* dead…."

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

a lot?

grammar?

Settle down, Surely.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wrist…