Small town is Newfane, VT, where I lived as a kid. Population 801. (#perspective ?)

Yeah, Lindsey, only like three people get to read this: me, myself, and I

They're conscious?

Don't fuck with the Lords of Hell…

*Russ Ballard frowns and mutters to self upon seeing the Kissonian calendar*

Medium-sized is 130,000 people? The largest city in Vermont, Burlington, has about 45,000 people…..

That's a big donut…

You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter…

Wait a sec… you follow the book, too?

The best Antarctica has to offer!

"Through the Vatican?"

I once wrote "pie-in-the-rear" instead of pioneer in a school notebook, only to find out later it needed to be turned in for a grade. It was handed back without a single mark or comment on any of my work…

What was all that one-in-a-million talk?

I'm through being Mr. Goodbar, the time has come to act!

I remember feeding grackles in our backyard feeder…

probably?

Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?

His name's James Jes-ter-ton…. James Jesterton!

"I don't care how many Dago, Guinea, Wop-greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork!"

*seconds the applause, waits for a vote*