Baby, I am not from Havana! Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben….

You're going to make a big deal out of this, aren't you?

No, I've changed my diet recently

It's like a gallon of lager, but much, much less satisfying

Of course I'm talking about Delta, you twerp…. this year it's going to be different

D minor, the saddest of all keys

The album title you're looking for is Tesla's "Mechanical Resonance."

"Sussex? Why this whole place sucks!"

something something Dawes, sweet Laurel Canyon… fuck it

It is the most romantic movie about cheating ever made. And don't call me Surely….

Neigh.

Hate West? They Mae.

soylent green is people

The owls. They're beautiful.

I'd recommend seeing them live, then

I'm gonna swing by my bunk for a real quick sec…

The flight to the sun involves homemade wax and feathers. There are no tickets needed.

The AV Club:

Goose you big STUD… take me to bed or lose me forever!

I could be Markinson, and you wouldn't know it.