Yes

I second the sanctuary, but with the clause…. of silence

"You look surprised."

That was Hugh Janus.

It's whatever it wants to be.

(I no does Buster anymore?)

I knew I shouldn't have posted those without any quid pro quo

I also do not fear Ray Parker, Jr.

Absolutely. I was 16 in 1991 when it came out. I could quote Airplane! forwards and backwards, so anything that had Jim Abrahams' name on it was comic gold for me.

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus : So that's where my priorities are right now: sex. Specifically with Andy, and not with you.

Coolidge Corner Theater in Brookline, Mass. plays it several times a year for those in New England. Next showing is next Friday, I think….

That, too!

@avclub-4095a01e6ce9fd93ba5f955048310e2b:disqus: it was more of a stain than a globule…

"…You said danger, I said, "Grave danger?" You said "is there any other kind?" I can have the court reporter read it back to you…"

I'm going to tell you this because we're friends: sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go full Bourdain.

My postman always wanks twice

I think the Gimp's on his break.

We know it's his fucking homework!

He had a rough night, and he hates the fucking Eagles, man

"My mother was a Pfaffenbach!"