@Dikachu:disqus : we don't want the Irish!

"No, it's just going to be you and me! And Otter and another girl…"

"Jaguar's earlobes…. wolf nipple chips… get 'em while they're hot, they're lovely…"

…twisted and evil.

@avclub-5751693536add9cb4b813590b0fedbf9:disqus : did you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

"…and after the spankings: oral sex!"

This is the only site I post on as well, for all the above reasons. Here here!

I love that you wrote this.

Kathleen Turner Overdrive

Words are very….unnecessary….they can only do harm….

Excuse me…. are those Bugle Boy jeans that you're wearing?

Also: I'm imagining Aerosmith ripping into "Rhythm of the Night," followed by "Blame it on the Rain."

The Diane Warren reference killed me!

ypl. mfn bsh, yo. thnk gd.

Good toss by the submissive!

"As a wise man once said: let's go find your mother."

Agreed. Also: Did he ever say whether or not he'd like some sausages?

or perhaps starrr?

That is *exactly* what I was going to post! When I first saw the footage from his Woodstock performance at 14, that's all I could think of: the size of his thumb and thumbnail. As I saw the newsfeed RIP, this was the first thing that popped into my head just now.

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