Tell that to Bryan Stow. Explain slowly and carefully on account of the permanent brain damage.

Her concern for Virginia Hall's feelings when she's made aware of her limp is sweet and adorable.

Tigermilk was an official album with only about a thousand copies made in it's first pressing. It sold pretty much by word of mouth alone and was re-pressed a bunch of times. So the origins are somewhat obscure but it is not a bootleg.

It's like poetry, they rhyme.

It was actually Noel Coward, but good pull.

Because his hat is like a shark's fin.

… And Guest Starring Betty White as Exhibit A.

Yo La Tengo has "Flying Lesson" (Hot Chicken #1) and "Don't Say A Word"(Hot Chicken #2). They are distinctively different songs. Perhaps some music major could tell me how they are connected.

"All Around The World (Reprise)" is Oasis shutting the door on Britpop, so be grateful to them for that.

Just keep switching from the Tim to the Pleased to Meet Me versions of "Can't Hardly Wait".

Shellac's Dude Incredible has "All The Surveyors", "Mayor/Surveyor" and "Surveyor".

Oy vey! My dick don't work!

I worked retail jobs for years. I've said "This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers!" many times.

I've learned that "Up your butt with a coconut!" is not a successful icebreaker.

"Qualifications?"
"Murder, rape, arson and rape."
"You said rape twice."
"I like rape."

If it has Carrot Top in it, it should be called Box Office Poison!

What are you, hourly?

Krieger: Yeah, you didn't think it was weird that your chemo drugs were chewable?
Archer: No, little kids get cancer.
Krieger: Aw, they do.

Yes they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell!

You'll be fucking fat girls in no time!