To paraphrase a line in MST3K: I want the guys in dark outfits to win!

Is it just me, or did Sam become all macho way too suddenly?

He refuses to believe these characters he finds boring will ever be interesting. That's a huge bias.

Don't forget asking Sam if he has a better idea. Didn't Sam read anything useful about leaving the Night's Watch to find a guy who wants to kill you slowly?

How tall is the Thenn actor anyway? He was that close to being a giant.

I always liked her name. She should've been able to warg into an egret, what a huge wasted opportunity.

It helps that no one slid down their noses and gave a smart-ass look. "Yeah, I did that. Impressed, short stuff?"

I love you too much to ever say that!!!

If you squint, you will notice JeanProuvaire was making puns. Winking, if you will. Light-hearted humor, much like that used in "Popeye" cartoons.

I adored him in "Shadow of the Vampire"! Possibly, his oddest European character.

The Fault in Some Lawyer's Briefs

Really was surprised by the casting of wirey Wilem Dafoe. I had such a mental image of that character being out of shape. But it will be interesting to see how he plays the writer. Yeah, I'll probably go see this.

I bet their cancer has cancer.

Augustus: "What's my biggest flaw? Sometimes I'm a little TOO dreamy!"

That ad! Jacob Dylan! I used to think he was signing "with one hand light." Which is absurd, because I think "One Headlight" is literally the name of that song

You should be proud of that hickey, I worked hard on that!

This reminds me of a boyfriend asking a hip female friend of his, who dabbled in cutting hair, to give him the same style Mel Gibson had in "Lethal Weapon." And he made his request with sincere enthusiasm.

I can't wrap my head around it.

You can't ungeld that eunuch.

I found the Viper's refrain of the Mountain's sins theatrical enough to seal his doom. We know, buddy, you don't have to say it a dozen times. So nice to have it reduced to one time here. Oberyn, nobody likes a drama queen!