A guy married to a doctor constantly using the "d" word.

Kira is the least realistic character. Even back when there was that guy with a tail.

Right. At least it wasn't grammar or spelling! Anyway, I'll probably be in a better mood after they invent a really awesome, non-addictive drug out of one of Kira's teeth that I can snort legallly.

Okay, so I misused a trope. Guess I don't pass the internet. I'll try again.
Kira is too damned perfect, and it defies belief. FIFY.

Kira is the ultimate Mary Sue kid.

Emyu. Or something like that.

That's pretty cool. Somehow I just know there are a million posts on the IMBD forum for this show written by cretins baffled by the choice of a black actress. And truly, it doesn't matter.

And that's why I let the more interesting people at my social gatherings carry the bulk of conversation.

Instant laughter cumming. I'll have what she's having, no kidding.

My last name is incredibly easy to spell. It might as well be, for example, "Lampshade." But I constantly have to spell it for people over the phone. I end up saying "Lampshade" in an officious clipped voice. I feel like a jerk.

Well, sure, since death is inevitable and stuff.

That's why I just got all uptight and wanted it to end, end, end!

Oh I hope that's true.

Todd, thanks for this review. I watched this last night and was pretty underwhelmed, to be honest, but you helped me see what LCK's trying to tell me about the characters.

"Abbie, I bet helping with that surgery really gave you a leg up on your relationship with Hannibal."
"Yes, he knows I love having bacon and legs for dinner."

I don't know…but I'm afraid of them.

OOH! I hope the brother or sister is all like, "He/she is no good for you, unlike me. Nothing at all could possibly be wrong with our totally normal, wholesome love!"

And imagine if they were aware of each other's existence at Chez Hannibal. Perhaps they were frenemies:

It has definitely become bullet-proof around here. But personally, I'm thinking there's such a thing as more-bullet-proof-than-it-deserves-to-be—much like Frederick Chilton, who was totes shot up and will totes live to tell!

Hey, I just realized something: Hannibal had two secret lady companions, Miriam AND Abigail! Both at the same time for awhile there! How does that even work?!