Yeah, this episode isn't all that and a bag of chips for me, either. It almost feels like it's getting points just for being different. I hate that we might never learn anything about Abigail's life after Hannibal pretended to kill her.

A montage! And a tribute to that famous limper Gregory House! Color me excited!

If Alana gets paralyzed, we will have two paralyzed characters on this show when you count Mason (I'm pretty sure he is, anyway, he def. was in the original story). I wonder if this would lead to any articles about how the disabled are depicted on TV? "On the one hand, we have that sick-o Mason but on the other hand…

It wasn't a fast forward. They seem to be suggesting that Dolarhyde started killing way, way early. Will was investigating on behalf of someone in the FBI other than Jack. Maybe that was just a thing he'd been doing all along, investigating in an unofficial capacity. Gave him interesting stories to tell his…

Say, AV Club crew: If you love this episode so much, why don'tcha marry it?

Hmm, the review says it was a treadmill. It looked to me as though he moved as much as he was physically able.

I don't know anymore how I feel about Will. It just seems that for a long time now, he's been so out of his depth. I've never been the least bit confident in any of his ideas this season. And here we have the finale, and I've set myself up to think he'll finally accomplish his goal…and pfffft! Do we have to skip…

When Rattle and Hum came out, I pointed its movie poster out to a friend and quipped, "U2? I still haven't seen U one!" I crack myself up.

Everyone is screwed at the end, except for Hannibal and his lovely psychiatrist (and it's possible she's been brainwashed imo). Oh, wait, not Zeller and Price! I guess this show's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern aren't dead.

I'm pretty sure he's totally available for the gig, indeed.

I Wanna Marry Hairy, with bear enthusiasts for contestants. Big hairy guy picks his favorite dude or gal. That's your new dating show. You're welcome, Hollywood!

Couldn't agree more.

Could I please just have my eyes held open with metal clips? That would be horrorshow.

I had to sweat to lame white bread pop songs. That was back in high school when women wore leotards, tights, and leg warmers, though. Bitchin'.

I prefer Ton Loc and Mos Def to this Tone Deaf guy over here.

He has opinions.

Well, I wasn't too jazzed by Theon losing his favorite toy. Yeah, I get that guys feel pain.

Interesting! It's also nteresting that both characters have to save themselves in, er, rather bold ways.

Bet his arm is always asleep…

Yeah, that's the name. I bought it for my Kindle. It made me wonder if Hill should work with King more often; based on my reading I think the son could really add some creepy squicky darkness to his dad's folksy tales.