Hey, why not make a real Lawnmower Man movie? A grass-eating freak, that's freaky. Not scary, of course, but so few movies are these days.

Uh huh. Good luck with dat. Still, as recent horror movies go, "Oculus" wasn't too terrible.

Hee hee! I wish I could write fan fiction, I would totally write something like this. B&P could meet everyone from Elrond to Don Quixote to all the Wild Things.

Winterhell!

I wish I could borrow it. The body, not the dress.

Woah, two weeks waiting for that badass fight. And yes, I bet it will be badass. I like how the Mountain is free to pass his time just slaughtering a bunch of random guys. Is he killing prisoners or something? Or is it like a scene from "Gladiator" that is woefully short on spectators because Cersei forgot to send…

Waving her uterus around like a loaded weapon. Okay….that's a pretty gross thing to say. I know everyone seems to love Mr. Fuller here, but I have to say, that's just plain crude.

Yeah, that looks hideous. I can picture children bursting into tears at Best Buy seeing that.

He would have been great with dying just like his idol, James Dean, died!

Dr Jacoby always seemed like he should've had a scene in FWWM, to me.

My nipples explode with delight!

Ah, nice; you won't have to buy stuff twice. Lucky!

Neat! But who, besides Mrs Palmer, would have survived? And how did Daddy Palmer survive, I can't remember?

Darn Blu-Rays, trying to get into my wallet yet again. Why not take all my money, it's not like I'm ever gonna use it on a social life. Whatever THAT is.

Yeah. My mom would talk about it, so would my doctor, and I would be like "Okay, I've gained weight, whatever."

Christ, I was on a med like that. Zyprexa, I think it was. It had a side effect of making the "I have eaten sufficiently and am now full" signal-thingy in my brain just not work the way it should. So, uncontrollable, at least in my case. Gaining and then losing this 15 lbs so quickly did a real number on my…

Her saying she's showing reality does seem a rather disingenuous defense, now you put it that way. Why not just admit to really just liking to be filmed nude? (My reality is, I feel legit vulnerable ironing, cooking, or holding my claw-bearing cat in the nude.)

Why even a beloved pet anaconda got to express its preference, if I recall correctly!

"She married a white male who writes about white male characters on TV! Boooo, for some reason!"

Did you miss "The Heat"? Because her weight was never what drove the humor about her character, it was the way she was badass Oscar to Sandra Bullock's badass Felix. The women didn't compete for men there, McCarthy's character was shown to have no problem whatsoever in the romance department. It was silly, harmless…