But then I'd have to tell myself how to feel! No fair!

My sister-in-law? Every single year, she puts the "Charlie Brown Christmas" album CD on at holiday gatherings. She sets it on repeat. And then, it plays for several hours.

Love that line! "Rudolph, the Coughing Reindeer"

Wacky birthday cards

Oops. Again I should've scrolled further down (re: the doll).

"Thanks for the creepy doll, Mom!"

Maybe if the Golem had a better mouth, he could provide good information. (And it would be amusing if he talked like Gollum, my precious.)

Those witches were too cool to be dead! I'd be disappointed.

Awkward!

And how old is Jeremy anyway? If he turns up, is it gonna be like in "Fringe"—a son who looks more like he could be Ichabod's brother, in terms of age?

I have a cold tonight… I think I was pretty befuddled through the whole episode. Everything moved so fast, and I was able to only process the most basic surface stuff. (Noble being kindly and eccentric! Witches with cannibal teeth!)

I hated that movie's dwarf makeup. It was like, "Let's make an action movie with a bunch of deformed heroes!"

I loved that! She blew me away; I would watch a whole movie that was just about that rabbi.

I saw it as a teenager and thought, This stinks! The tone is all wrong somehow.

That movie! Oldman was such a cute young man in that. I thought he was gorgeous. Heck, he still has his moments IMO.

I saw "Elephant Man" when I was quite young, and I had no other knowledge of John Hurt's work. I remember thinking, How perfect for him to be named Hurt…that movie hurt my heart! Maybe it would've been less traumatic if I'd known what he really looked like.

I loved the car salesman bit.

Seeing him play a yuppie would have been so weird, people would've had to come up with a new word for it.

How lame. With a wait that long, it's hardly worth going back to get the second eye done!

Indy 500: The Race to the Tomb