Spinster porn.

A Broadway musical to follow.

Forbidden Eye? That's darn colorful! I'd ride it just to figure out what that means.

They bought me and made me wear a gold bikini!

You're killing me, Disney. Not the good kind of killing, the shoot-Bambi's-mom kind of killing.

Terrific review, all your points are just what I've been thinking. Which probably explains why it took me three days to get around to watching this episode. (That's gonna happen again by the way…unless I have a very boring week.)

It's like the writers are saying, "Hey, since the Harry Potter series showed, like, the only possible way magic is taught, we might as well skip it!"

Hope everyone saw him on the bazonkers "Eric Andre Show" recently, doing his Levar Burton in "Roots" impression. I didn't know such a torso was possible.

He's no Old Spice guy…..? Because the theme is commercials or sumpin?

Better bring her back! I have a huge girl-crush on her.

Yeah! Contains one of my favorite quotes, the Cat:

That still sounds much more interesting than growing up in the suburbs and getting your first job in a fast food chicken joint, which is my story. MUCH! :)

This! I got so sick of his resentment toward her, and the way she couldn't be fussed because she saw him as some kind of inconsequential pest. In fact—dare I say she was emasculating? But if he would just stop misunderstanding everything! If he would just..! Heh, but then there would be no show.

I don't dislike it for being unrealistic. Heck, bad marriages and misunderstandings are all too real. But it's true that I dislike its lack of empathy.

Okay. Again, I expect my opinion ain't gonna be popular.

Everyone likes "Fawlty Towers" but me. I know that's pretty weird—John Cleese is obviously awesome. But it was all about ugly 70s fashion, Basil constantly jumping to false conclusions, and a marriage from hell to me.

It stands for Man, Some Nasty Brownies, C#cksucker!

BTW, am I the only one who hates how Maher constantly laughs at his own jokes? I think it's insufferable!

Oops…can't figure out how to delete my comments.

My incredibly irrelevant guess is lip-liner.