Yikes, I really hope that isn't actually one of their songs.

It's possible since they're wearing masks. We should just assume he is until he holds a press conference on the matter.

Maybe this person is an AV Club writer and that's why we hear about Jawbreaker so much, because they were owned money.

This is true, it's probably half the reason he's quitting. He'd catch a Fox news person saying something ridiculously untrue and then look, the next night they're saying it again. No matter how dumb he made them look it had no effect on them.

Probably the most disappointing live band I've ever seen. I went to a show that Ceremony was opening and stuck around because of all the hype but they were bad. Maybe it was just a bad night but the singer acted like he wanted to be anywhere else but where he was. Seemed like he hated the audience and he had no reason…

I want one that just says "Sizzzurp."

Yeah, but that one costs twice as much as the one that says "rapping grandma"

I say rap to the rap, rap rapping y'all, rap rap rap and you don't stop. . . Gluten free Gwynny P, my new handbags drop tomorrow, RAP!

But do you put potato chips on them?

Dear FCC, television programming is far too tame these days, especially on the Adult Swim channel, how about spicing it up with some nudity, a dash more graphic violence, and lots more profanity. I believe this is the best way to keep our children inside, entertained and off the streets.

Note to self: Start sexy bluegrass band.

I've seen grown men dressed like clowns rapping. I've seen a crude wedding ceremony break into a wrestling match. I've seen men pay way too much for a shirt they'll never wear to get a lap dance, but you want to know what really makes me sick?

I bet you only find about 15 minutes a week in which to get funky.

Are there really people paying $65 for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

*dips pinkie and tastes*

No, otherwise it would be illegal for stores to be open on Thanksgiving.

I heard he was cured by an experimental treatment in Panama.

Remember those bands you hated in the 90s? Well, now they've joined forces for one final assault on your ears.

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Cool, I'll check this out. I love that Hop Along album.