Do you want to know the horrifying truth about the hacking conspiracy? Or do you want to see Giancarlo hit some dingers!??!!!!

Well, there are a ton of Braves fans but I wouldn't consider them bandwagon fans because they are one of the nearby teams.

The Red Sox have the most bandwagon fans by far, where I am, which is the south. There's no reason someone from here should be for a Boston team and yet if you ask someone which team they like, if they say they watch baseball, it seems like there is a 50% chance they say Red Sox.

It's a well known fact that the San Diego chicken is played by Geezer Butler.

I thought someone left a copy of that new Vacation movie out in the sun.

Pretty good band.

Yeah, I'm not paying to see Sugar Ray unless I get to hear some new material.

This lineup is crap without Eagle Eye Cherry!!

I haven't watched ESPN since the MLB network became a thing except for baseball games and even then they annoy me with their camera shot of the pitch from behind the catcher and having Kruk and Schilling be announcers. Those two might literally be the last two former players I'd ever want to listen to. I expect David…

Don't mind if I do.

We just didn't have any sex-ed at all, at any point when I was in school.

I once worked at Wal-Mart and I had a friend ask me if people freak out when their total comes to $6.66. I told him that had never happened but I'd let him know. About a week later he comes through my line with a sandwich and some chips, sure enough his total is $6.66. We both just started laughing maniacally and…

No matter whether it's fucking or playing golf, Virgin money has you cover in thousands of locations.

This seems like a good place to mention that I once found a shirt at goodwill that said "Megalife through Prayer." Megalife was in the Megadeth logo and Prayer was in the Slayer logo. Obviously I spent the $2.50 on it.

Liquid assets are very important in my general vicinity.

You know while we're at it all that fighting terrorism stuff can be a bit of a downer. Maybe Jackie Bauer can just go clubbing or play some beach volleyball with friends or something.

"After 9-11 I starting listening to honest, real music I could relate to, like the music of Avenged Sevenfold." - Ted Cruz

I just read that they gave 3 entire sitcoms to the guy from Conan who isn't Conan. What more do you want? I mean, that's just selfish.

Best vacation I ever took but you've got to get to the tree early before all the tourists show up.

Pfffttt, their demo was ok, but they haven't been the same for awhile. You should have seen them two years ago, I can't really describe it, you'll have to trust me on it.