Maybe send one of those singing telegrams?

I think it's a guy named Stephany coming on to you . . . On a buffalo.

Harry Shearer?

D'oh!

In that case his posts will probably be related to Avenged Sevenfold in some way

I would watch this if it starred Abbi land Ilana.

That kid is watching something with subtitles, I expect him to start posting in about 3 years.

Sure the first season is great, but things start to get a little uneven from there. I gave up after the fourth year. I wouldn't waste your time on it unless you're really into the jerk sciences.

Kill them with their own vice! Firestorm! Purify! . . .

Stop hitting it, it's already dead.

They starting mailing magazines to my parents house in my name despite the fact that no one ever paid for them and I haven't lived there in over a decade.

Catch Jerk Equal, Equal Jerk on tour with Morrisey this fall!

You're going to have to give a lot of money for that Kickstarter reward.

I live in Tennessee and have never gone to this despite the fact that going to see live bands is basically my only hobby besides watching tv. So, uhhhh, do better than Mumford, live nation.

Not unless they get their cut.

So, that's why you have the boorish manners of a Yalie.

This album rules and I love their new one from last year too.

I'm really really sick of the Mitch McConnell turtle thing. I get it already, he looks like a turtle.

This guy listens to top 40 pop, Radiohead is a critically acclaimed band that is famous enough for him to have heard of. I doubt he's heard of AC.

What's a poptimist?