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One day you'll be as dead as the dream of the 90s, don't let your family get stuck footing the bill. Call today to learn about a reverse mortgage so your full house isn't one of debt. - Bob Saget.

They were clearly award worthy in the 70s before that, I'd vote them in anyway.

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Needs more zazz.

Recommended because you watched Dumb and Dumber To.

Every month is white rapper history month. I'm so sick of hearing about Bubba Sparxxx.

I'd still go see them but it's only half Slayer at this point so SLAYER????????

I saw the band Every Time I Die once and someone had brought a small child. The singer starting talking about it, "oh that's really cool you brought your kid to see the show." At first it seemed like he was serious but as he went on it became more and more clear that he thought they were idiots for bringing a kid…

A real punk would have carried around all the royalties to Nevermind in a plastic grocery bag.

No dice.

THIS IS OUTTA MY PRICE RANGE, OUTTA MY PRICE RANGE, OUTTA MY PRICE RANGE AND I'M BROKE, THANKS FOR GIVING ME, GIVING ME, GIVING ME, A LOAN

How much can I get for Stone Gossard' s old Blockbuster card.

Way to blow my cover rookie, you'll be stuck washing the squad cars for weeks when the captain finds out about this.

100% agree. All the main charters acted horribly. From being obnoxious drunks to having a full on melt down on the people who rightly had the space reserved. Why would I root for them, because the younger people dress like younger people and one of them is named Sailor and that's a stupid name? No thanks.

I'd have to tell if I was, right?

You might even say that they both are stolen and used to make the temperature of water higher.

Are you the guy?

Of course! It makes so much sense now!

Come on, there's got to be some other reason.