All our mothers are very disappointed in him right now.

There may be some differences in an Afroman show in 2015 and a Black Flag show in the early 80s.

Why not both?

Wilco seems like they'd be the opposite of what Pitckfork likes, but I never go to that site so what do I know?

Black Racket Attack Jacket is a better name than many of the real bands on that list.

And being Beck was just so comfortably normal just 48 hours ago.

They gave this year's best metal award to joke band Tenacious D, that's got to be one of the worst ones. At least give it to a real band.

Yeah, apparently they were some UK band from when my dad was in grade school.

They could combine them, What's one thing everyone likes that you hate and one thing everyone hates that you like.

Goodbye

I want something else.

Hey, it worked!

It would be in character and funny for Ron to get divorced and not tell anyone.

Every time I propose to someone at Pizza Hut all I get are free breadsticks.

DON'T DO IT MCDONALD'S!!! I SAW HER WITH CARL'S JR AT MAKE OUT POINT!!!

They do now.

Netflix recommended I would give "The City of Life and Death" 5 stars so I watched it the last time I had a day off. I had to explain to my wife why I was traumatized when she came home from work.

My food truck app has this great new show starring Annette Bening!

Well maybe if you had been listening to DC Talk you wouldnt had that abortion.

Yeah, the quotes from him in the article seemed pretty reasonable, mostly.