And how will I find out what people on twitter are saying about things without CNN?

I am totally extending to you an invitation to the pants party

If you catch it, can you kill it?

Try it again except this time type Grandma and hit enter

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

It is a hand cleaner. A lesser version of Go-Jo.
http://goophandcleaner.com/

I really thought they would turn out to be undercover cops, or hoped
they would maybe, since it would really be the only plausible
explanation for getting in the car, and seeming overeager to
encourage the truck theft.

well, maybe

i think it was 'fight the devil tomorrow'

How does Marcel not die when he gets staked….did I miss something? Did he receive honorary Original immortality?

Only spoiler that matters was left out. You see the ginger witches butt!

You got Jammed

I am going to bonk you on the head with distaff in my hand

Melissa Joan Hart from Clarissa Explains it all.  Later on I even watched a few episodes of the teenage witch show just to see her in tights again.